Martha Stewart isn't here for your Pumpkin Spice Lattes, okay? So don't expect the queen of homemaking to double tap on your Instagram of you holding a Starbz cup over a pile of crunchy orange leaves. Stewart revealed on Andy Cohen's Watch What Happens Live that she is not here for PSL season and she did not mince her words. Cohen gave Stewart a choice: Is pumpkin spice “delicious,” or “for basic bitches only?” According to Stewart, they're for basic bitches only.
This revelation is particularly surprising, as HelloGiggles points out, because Stewart promotes a ton of pumpkin spice recipes on her website. She touts recipes for pumpkin spice cake, pumpkin pie spice, and a pumpkin space latte cake. I guess she just knows what's popular, even if she's not a huge fan herself. That's the successful business woman we know and love. She doesn't let her personal preference get in the way of giving her audience what they really want, which is obviously pumpkin spice everything.
Try not to take Martha's words too hard next time your ordering your favorite fall beverage. They are delicious, after all.