Lindsay Lohan finally found a job: she’s the new spokesperson for Lawyer.com.
Nobody in Hollywood will hire her, so she’s turned to becoming a pitch-woman on late-night cable shows.
Lindsay joked in the first commercial, “When Lawyer.com first reached out to me, I was confused and a little scared, because I thought I was in trouble.”
Dating back to 2007, she’s been arrested for DUI a few times, a jewelry heist, shoplifting and violating probation due to failed drug tests. Lindsay relied on defense attorney Shawn Holley to keep her out of the slammer most times. All told, Lindsay spent fewer than 30 days behind bars.