From the Bronx Zoo Website: "Valentine's Day is approaching and you don't want to start the year on the wrong foot. Never fear, we've got the perfect gift. Name a Roach is back and it's the best way to let your loved ones, or not-so-loved ones, know how you feel this holiday.
Name a Bronx Zoo Madagascar hissing cockroach in his/her honor. For $10, we'll send a digital certificate with the roach's name for your loved one to cherish for years to come."
We can't think of a better way to say 'I love you'.